Hulk vs. Doomsday
Tags: dc comics, Doomsday, Hulk, marvel comics
Ground rules: Doomsday has been depowered as of late due too cloning/personality formation/bad writing. For the purposes of this fight I’m using Doomsday’s first appearance, which happens to be when he killed Superman. Bruce Banner begins the fight pre-pissed off and in hulk form. The battle field is earth…these two need wide-open spaces.
Personal bias: The Reign of the Superman storyline which takes place immediately after Superman’s death is what got me into comics. I, of course, went back to read how Superman died and thought a monster like Doomsday was a much better way to kill him than Luthor getting lucky with a Kryptonite bullet…or something. Doomsday only got scarier in the Hunter/Prey storyline that followed. For those stories alone, I prefer Doomsday to Hulk.
Fight! Both combatants show immediate aggression towards each other, but in the contest of rage, Doomsday has already won. The monster sprints towards Hulk going from 0 to 500 mph in a matter of yards sends him flying with a double fisted uppercut. The Hulk saved his face from the blow but is now defenseless as he plummets back to earth. Doomsday takes advantage, leaping into the air and drop kicking Hulk, hastening his decent. Hulk explodes into the earth’s crust, cracking the landscape in half.
In a blur of green, Hulk retaliates, surprising Doomsday from the mushroom cloud of dust and dirt. Powered by his anger, Hulk smashes both palms on either side of Doomsday’s head. Shards of bone chip away as Doomsday shakes off the concussion and grabs his adversary. They wrestle to the ground, simulating an earthquake. Hulk presses off the ground with all his might and once again takes them both upward. They soar for miles until they crash into a nearby mountain range. The impact causing an avalanche that buries them both.
Next it appears like the mountain itself detaches from the surface. Boulders are chucked eastward, then westward returning fire until the mountain is level. Doomsday charges at Mach 5 speeds only to have his fury redirected into a space with pivotal swing courtesy of the Hulk. Weakened from the battle, the re-entry and impact is too much for Doomsday.
Results: Hulk wins…but let me explain what can’t be illustrated. Superman and Doomsday fought to a draw Both died temporarily as a result. However, Superman started off pulling punches and worrying about collateral damage, allowing Doomsday to beat him down considerably before Superman realized that he had to be as brutal as Doomsday to win. The Hulk wouldn’t go through this process and get right to the smashing.
Another footnote to this battle would be that if these two were to ever fight again. Doomsday would win…at least as he was originally written. Doomsday returns from every “death” stronger and unable to lose in the same fashion as he did before. That said, the ref’s decision stands. Hulk wins. Unless you have something to say about it.




